I'm a fucking asshole.
I think we can all agree on that.

Seriously?
You want her to drop EVERYTHING?
Just for you?
Who the FUCK do you think you are?

I am selfish.
Didn't see that before, but I do now.

Funny how it takes something
like this to open your eyes.

I do my prayers 5 times a day.
I fast during the fasting month.

I don't drink... watch what I eat.

Hell, I'm not even crazy about boobs.



She wouldn't have been happy with me.



You're a lucky bastard.
And you don't deserve her.

But she chose you.

So if I ever find that you hurt her... in ANY WAY...

I swear...






Hey, I told you.
Always.

No matter what.
Even when you forget all about
whatever the hell it is that we had.




Ah, fuck me.