I can't focus. In fact, just before writing here,
I clicked on a link to a video of some asshole cyclist
doing something I couldn't possibly give a shit about.
But I clicked anyway.
What in the holy hell just happened?
Left home feeling motivated.
Man, I was going to kick some ass!
And here I am,
jumping from article to article
like some kind of virtual grasshopper on crack.
That's the best analogy I can think of.
Man, that's fucking depressing.
Oh and after reading an article by a Singaporean,
I'm really worried.
What's that?
About the cost of living?
About how the job market is doing?
NOPE.
About my command of English.
Jackasses like him
keep within the outlines just often enough
for you to second-guess yourself whenever you see a grammatical error.
And now I'm second-guessing my command of English.
THANKS, ASSHOLE.
Well enough of that
