Coming to the end of my week-long break,
and I've realized nothing's changed.
Yep, that's definitely a very BAD thing.
I have less than a year now.
29 fucking years old.
And what do I have to show for it?
Fuck-all.
Hell, I haven't even drawn any comics.
Oh but the thoughts in my head keep flowing.
Man I really should carry a notebook with me everywhere I go.
There have been a few very minor changes, though.
I realized that although my arms are muscular (shut up),
over the past couple of months,
I've transformed into a chubby piece of shit.
So cycling has once again become a part of my life.
If only it wouldn't rain every goddamn day.
I tried asking a chick out from work.
BIG mistake, I know, I know...
I figured since she isn't Singaporean,
it wouldn't be so bad.
Figured wrong.
See the thing with women,
is that for some fucked up reason,
they have an intense dislike for yours truly.
Imagine decades ago when it was OK for
White people to openly hate Blacks.
So if a Black guy had the nerve to ask a White girl out,
it would be perfectly acceptable to report and punish him,
for not knowing his place.
Fast-forward to the present.
Some Singaporean women can and WILL report
a Bangladeshi man for committing the horrible crime
of asking for her number.
Oh the poor fucking bitches!
Now I'm just a step above that.
While a chink won't report me to law enforcement (and can't anyway since it is NOT A FUCKING CRIME),
anybody willing to listen (especially my superiors)
gets a copy of the report of my audacity in asking for a number,
or a date.
And what normally follows
is a little chat in which
I'm made out to be some pervert
that constantly harasses women.
What's that?
Maybe I went about it wrongly?
Normally I'd tell you to go fuck yourself,
but I gotta admit it,
if I were in your position,
I might be thinking the same thing.
How do I normally go about it?
Once I'm familiar with the girl,
I'd ask her out.
Like this:
Me: "Hey, you wanna go out sometime?"
Her: "Sure."
*runs to her colleagues and bosses 5 mins later*
Her: "OMG HELP UGLY MAN WANT RAPE ME! ME PURE! ME ONLY FOR WHITE MAN!"
The others "OMG! We must talk to him! MAKE HIM REALIZE HE IS A PERVERT!"
So the next day:
Me: "So how about this Friday?"
Her: Silence
Me: "Hey um, I'm sorry did you hear me?"
Her : Silence
Me: "You OK?"
Her :Silence
*I walk away confused*
5 mins later:
The others: "HEY YOU PERVERT WHY WANT TO RAPE PURE GIRL??
"DON'T TALK TO PURE GIRL! RAPIST!"
Yeah, something like that.
Fuck this island and the people on it.
