Well...
It just hit me. I'm 29. Well going to be real soon, anyway.
I've got a ton of stories that have been
swirling around in my head since
I was 14.
It's time to clear some space up there.
So before the end of this year,
I'll try and get most,
if not all of them out of the basement,
and onto paper, so to speak.
What can I say?
Either pay rent,
or get the fuck out.
Maybe once they're gone,
I'll finally be able to enjoy porn.