What The-

Let's see now...
I'm fucking depressed
because I realize she's only being 'nice'...

I hit the gym...
I'm sweaty,
I'm exhausted...
I'm bloated thanks to that shake...

And of course,
the bus just won't come...

So what happens?
I get a tap on the shoulder
from the chick at the gym.

What is she, high?
Didn't she get the memo?

So we talked.
And talked on the bus.
And talked as I walked her to where she was meeting a friend.

I'd seen her so many times before,

and that was the first time
I'd ever really spoken with her.

We exchanged numbers,
and maybe,
just maybe we might
be hanging out sometime soon.

Fucking weird.

The hell's going on?

Grow Some Brain Cells

Ugh you dumbass bitch.

All I did was give them basic information
which we give to all the partners all the time anyway!

YOU FUCKING MORONS.

This is what I get for working
with fucking dumbass 'educated' Singaporeans.

Speaking of whom,
why in the FUCK would
you read a newspaper...
while standing up...
in a packed train?

WHY??
GOD these people need
to be punched repeatedly in the face with my jackhammer.

Why

Why the fuck did you do that?
Sheesh.

Postponed to next Friday.
Now I'm wondering what
the hell I'm gonna do about this Saturday.

Ah well. 

Huh.

Well whaddaya know...
It didn't turn out to be a total disaster.

I'm sleepy... very.
My eyelids weigh a ton.

I had a long day at work...
made a lot of mistakes.

And yet...
I don't give a shit.



Yea... guess I DID have a good time.
Fucking surreal.

Fat Fucker

So yeah, check this out:  http://health.asiaone.com/Health/News/Story/A1Story20100110-190778/4.html

Look at the smile on that fucking fat piece of shit
lying cocksucker.

A year ago, he was part of a plan to get some poor Indonesian guy to sell
his kidney for a small amount (about 50,000 bucks? I can't recall the amount).

This guy, is a fucking millionaire thanks to his dad.
Has connections to the 'elite' in Singapore.

So when the plan was found out,
guess who got arrested and immediately convicted?

The ones who hatched the plan?
The ones who identified the guy, knew he was desperate,
then gave him hope... in exchange for his kidney?

Why, of course not!

That dude was thrown into jail so fast, it was all a blur.

And he was sentenced to MONTHS,
while his wife and kids starve back home.

And Tang?
This fat piece of shit asshole motherfucker?

He got ONE day in prison.
And this was the sentence given... by a Subordinate Court judge.

For those not in the know,
most Subordinate Court judges would bend over backwards
for the prosecutors if asked to.

Oh and man... you should've seen the drama when he was convicted!
His friends were crying... saying it was too cruel...

Who cried for that poor Indonesian and his family?
He could've at least given them a certain amount to tide them over.

But no... he just went on and on about how happy
he was to receive a kidney.

And yea... while others have been on the waiting list
for much, much longer than he has...
somehow.. SOMEHOW... he managed to jump
the queue and get a kidney (this time 'legally').

IT MUST BE A FUCKING MIRACLE!

Somebody needs to stick a knife into his anus.


Fuck you, you fat fucker.

Yeah

I'm not exactly sure what happened to my original post.

But oh well.

At last... my thoughts have settled.
Even at this age,
I'm still prone to immature, knee-jerk reactions.

Still got a lot of growing up left to do.
I'm working on it.

Anyway,
if you're reading this Sarah...
No, I don't hate you.
Didn't idealise you, either.

One of the reasons I fell for you was because you were damaged...
like me.
And fucking brilliant, too.

I'm sorry about what happened to you in the past,
I really am.

But no matter how much I wish I could
go back in time,
fact is,
there's nothing I can do about it (duh, I know) (shut up).

I'm also sorry I can't help make you feel better
about your... current situation.

You should've just told me.
Given me a little bit of respect,
instead of treating me like some kind of back-up to run to
if your main plan falls apart.

Doesn't really matter now, eh?

So yeah,
go ahead and hate me.

Call me anything you want.

This is my last post about you.
Because seriously,
unless I cut it out,
I'm NEVER getting over you.

So take care.

Bye now.

Ah Yes

Just HAD to take a peek.

Well now I don't feel so bad.
Everything's MY fault.
Right.

Tell me you feel suicidal,
then disappear for about 2 weeks...
and then a stupid little 'gesture'?

Wow.
Yeah.
Even if you were a dude,
I'd still have been worried.

You could've been... oh I don't know... DEAD.

Clearly... all depressive psycho losers worry if someone
they cared about had fucking KILLED THEMSELVES.


Nothing's ever your fault.
Us losers just gravitate towards you, eh?

By the way, I don't have low self-esteem.
In fact, I think I'm pretty awesome.

And yeah, I did think you were special.
Nope, don't wish I never met you.

Yep, am gonna forget about you in a week or so.
Should've known better.
Mann... what an epic waste of my time.


Fuck you.
Go suck the life out of someone else.