Google Thinks Asians in Asia Just Can't Help Bribing

So I've just completed the first course of Google's online training for partners in Asia.
And guess what the very first slide says?

'Don't bribe'.
This pretty much sets the tone for the rest of the course,
which comes across as a Westerner calmly and patiently explaining to his inherently corrupt Asian counterpart why bribery is wrong,
and what the consequences are.

They were even kind enough to include pictures of goddamn hands holding stacks of cash.

And the motherfucking quiz at the end takes condescension to a whole other level:
Simple questions that are something like 'Is giving money to an official wrong?'

Motherfucker.