It's Monday.
One lipfucksmackcunty hell of a Monday.
Yep.
Lipfucksmackcunty.
I should copyright that.
Anyway,
found out today that my Team Lead is
going to be moving into a fully operational capacity.
Meaning she'll be looking after the data.
Period.
This, is GOOD fucking news.
Idiot can't sell water to a dehydrated millionaire.
And then.
THEN I find out who's gonna be our new Sales Team Lead.
The one who's gonna 'coach us'.
And then 'test' and fucking GRADE us.
Patrick.
The White guy who was transferred to another struggling team...
filled with Japanese people.
Now I don't give a shit what your race or nationality is.
But man oh man.
White American with (wait for it) AMERICAN ACCENT!!!
OH MY GOD.
LET US SUCK HIS COCK AND WORSHIP THE GROUND HE WALKS ON.
HE HAS AN ACCENT.
THEREFORE EVERYTHING HE SAYS MUST BE CORRECT.
He got promoted twice over me to Team Lead,
while I had to fucking deal with
my existing Lead trying to screw me over (can't use fuck all the damn time).
So now, I'm an Account Rep; 2 steps below him.
AND soon I'll have to fucking REPORT to him?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME??
Now look.
If you get the job based on merit.
Then fuck yes I will respect you.
Here's the thing.
When we were in the same team,
I outperformed him.
And now he's gonna GRADE ME??
What the hell is this?
Just because the stupid local Account Manager (OK he's Malaysian, same fucken thing)(shut up),
sucks his cock, does NOT make him better than me.
And to top it off,
the members of my team,
all female Asians...
will pick up where they left off with him i.e. suck his cock.
Now it's a goddamn stereotype, I know.
But with these stupid bitches, it's a fact.
I've already got an interview lined up tomorrow,
not to mention a long-term goal of getting that gig in Australia.
There are options.
Once Dec the 25th hits, I'll probably take one of them.
Oh, and there's the matter of this
super-cute blonde chick.
She's not the largest eyes...
and the most amazing smile I'd seen in a long, long time.
For a brief moment,
I thought hey,
if something happens,
I might just stay because of her.
And then I slapped my face.
And kicked myself in the nuts.
Nothing's ever gonna happen.
Nothing ever does.
I'll try.
But yea... nothing ever changes.
And when I crash and burn,
I'll probably be happy to leave.
Well enough of that.
